Originally Posted by SS in Vzla.
You are right... No fumar espaņol, translates to " I don't smoke English" (more like : me no smoke english)...
Imagine if you are a cop, and you pull over this gringo to try and shake him down (or even give him a legit ticket) and he blurts out with a strange accent "me no smoke english"...
you'd think to yourself "now, this guy REALLY doesn't speak any..." and you'll be on your way in now time
this is funny 'cause SS knows how bad my spanish is