You can go a few ways...
1. Start on page 1 and get cracking. Drink beer.
2. Post something about "My XXX bike is the best bike evah!" and fill in the body of the post about how you've ridden everything else under the sun and why you can't imagine why anyone else would ride anything else.
3. Post something about how "XXX bike is the worst bike evah!" and fill in the body of the post with how many problems you have, and compare it to either a KTM or a BMW.
And then question the legitimacy of a certain oil.