Originally Posted by klr650goldwing
A blonde was walking down the side of a small stream in Glacier National Park. She noticed another blonde walking down the other side of the same stream and asked earnestly, hey, how do you get to the other side? The other blonde replied, you are on the other side.
Huh? I don't get it.
That reminds me of one of my favs about blonde MALES who use magnets on their hooks to fish for steelhead.
If KHuddy was feeling up to his usually pithy, acerbic self I would mention how he helped design a special magnetized hook for catching steelheads all by himself, with few sarcastic snickers from the Spousal Unit. Instead, I'll be nice to him and mention how I saw a tin-type photo of AlcanRider affixing good-size magnets to the end of his pole countless years ago when he was a youngster. His trusty spear for fending off mean mastodons was at his side.
AlcanRider told me that he promised Spousal Unit that he would keep me and my Lovely DR up here far away from KHuddy until he is back to his usual ornery (albeit helpful) self. I'm quite sensitive and that remark hurt my feelings.
There's nothing wrong with my friendly bike! In fact, KHuddy likes my DR so much he even provided a very special parking spot for it up at the dorms in Fairbanks. Did he provide special Geezer parking spots for Jack and his bikes? NO. I think that shows how special my DR and I are.
P.S. In case anybody is wondering, I did understand the first joke.