Waiting with baited breath.
As a special treat to your loyal viewers, consider whipping one of those freshly waxed valve covers into the oven tomorrow after the turkey is removed (and no one is looking) and crank it up to about 375 for an hour or two - if the finish doesn't discolor or create a disgusting stench, I'm buying stock in the company. Imagine your wife's approval for being so being so thorough. You'll let us know, won't you?
One measly toaster