Originally Posted by Dyno
Rule #1 for crashing:
Don't try to save the bike.
The bike is an evil bitch that deserves to fall in the mud. Let it get what it deserves. Do not insert parts of your body between the ground and the bike.
In fact, practice now. Go knock the bike over in the driveway and give us your best Captain Morgan pose. We'll wait here for the pic.
Would you settle for the grass?