Just a little update for everyone. In case you didn't know I am Ulyses
's younger better looking brother and have been in contact with him since the crash. He was able to make it to a restaurant and proceeded to eat 2 to 3 meals and approximately 4 beers. I know that the prescription for an event like this for my brother is 3 to 4 meals in one setting but I believe the 1 one extra beer will make up for the lost portion of food and everything should be okay.
I also would like to add that he has a fairly gnarly beard which probably saved his life.