Ladybug, you crack me up!
I am with you ... I like the privacy. I used to teach outdoor education and camping with very little amenities and I taught all the kids the good ole carry a trowel, dig a hole, hang onto the tree, and that's where ou do your business. We carried biodegradable toilet paper and everything went into the hole and buried whether it was #1 or #2 unless you were a guy and could stand to pee. We were out for days with no showers so constant hygiene was super important. Motorcycle riding means riding with mostly guys so I always make them wait for me to find my privacy. I never thought about the idea of possibly being injured and needing t stand to pee! Now I might need to invest in one of these things and throw it in my kit.