Welcome Home Kevin...
Just that alone will make you feel better, nothing like a hospital to make a person feel awful. Congratulations, and hope you're back in the swing of things sooner than later.
Yesterday, I checked into a motel room and said to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
"No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard."
Boy are they Movin'!
Thru the dust rocks & mud...