Is it street legal?
Alley sweeper. Spoon on some slicks and track dayz, run rings around a segway...
“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.” S.L. Clemens