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Old 02-07-2013, 08:24 AM   #2163
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Joined: Oct 2008
Location: Ft Walton Beach FL
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Had a few job in my life

Though I might share a little of my job history over the years.

1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a tailor, but wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a chef; figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a shoe factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

10. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

12. Then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as an historian, until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.


It was just crying out to be posted here...
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