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Old 02-07-2013, 08:24 AM   #2163
Vico1
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Joined: Oct 2008
Location: Ft Walton Beach FL
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Had a few job in my life

Though I might share a little of my job history over the years.

1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a tailor, but wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a chef; figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a shoe factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

10. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

12. Then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as an historian, until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!


It was just crying out to be posted here...
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