"How does your ass feel!?" *as they stroke the seat....* Valid question I guess, given I ride on the back of my boyfriends supermoto, and we take 1000+mile trips.. (They don't realize he is stuck in the front at the 6" wide part)
But the more I get asked this, the more I am just gonna say "Just fine, thanks. Hop on the back honey."

That's how it should be, am I right?