As usual you have two much interest in watt goes on inside mens pants, mine specifically. I've told you before, I'm flattered, maybe even a little intrigued, but ultimately have no interest in your advances.
But I still like you. Sort of.
Especially in that movie "The man who wasn't there", you did good in that.
It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel.
Indiana Jones wears one.