Try Robin Williams' line. In response to being quizzed about his bicycle collection, he said: "Well Honey, I could be into Ferarri's!" ... always makes me laugh, even if he and his wife are no longer together.
I have a 916, and a 950 ADV. Need only one more...the runabout...a SuperDuke 990. Me and the missus also have 300xc and 200xc respectively.