Originally Posted by MortimerSickle
You could say, "Look at the bright side dear, if I have three bikes, that means I don't have four."
Or, you could say, "Look at your shoe rack, then count your feet."
Of course either way, you will probably end up sleeping in the garage.
A real man would say " Honey, I just bought a 3rd motorcycle. Take your clothes off and wrap yourself in Saran wrap, I'm on the way home"
( ... Sure hope no one's wife is reading this :-o )