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slowoldguy · 02-16-2013, 09:00 AM

And then there were mountains.

From Jaumave we turned south on an easy class 1 dirt road with a few class 2 sections. Really pretty cattle country.

schizz spots a nude Salma Hayek on yonder mountain. We find out later he was just hallucinating from fever and chills.

We left him in El Naranjo with two bottle of water and a head full of Salma's boobs. We figured if he was gonna die, might as well let him die happy.

02-16-2013, 09:00 AM	#5
slowoldguy ^OP Tire Tester Joined: Jun 2004 Location: West of Waco, Texas Oddometer: 6,345	And then there were mountains. From Jaumave we turned south on an easy class 1 dirt road with a few class 2 sections. Really pretty cattle country. schizz spots a nude Salma Hayek on yonder mountain. We find out later he was just hallucinating from fever and chills. We left him in El Naranjo with two bottle of water and a head full of Salma's boobs. We figured if he was gonna die, might as well let him die happy. __________________ Roll The Bones IV- What's coming next? http://www.rollthebonesrally.com/ "If you can't fix it with a hammer you can damn sure teach it a lesson". slowoldguy screwed with this post 02-16-2013 at 09:29 AM