The Rally Raid : Mexico, 2013
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02-16-2013, 10:00 AM
Joined: Jun 2004
Location: West of Waco, Texas
And then there were mountains.
From Jaumave we turned south on an easy class 1 dirt road with a few class 2 sections. Really pretty cattle country.
schizz spots a nude Salma Hayek on yonder mountain. We find out later he was just hallucinating from fever and chills.
We left him in El Naranjo with two bottle of water and a head full of Salma's boobs. We figured if he was gonna die, might as well let him die happy.
RTB V- The Texas ADV Rally- Hurry before we fuck this up!
"If you can't fix it with a hammer you can damn sure teach it a lesson".
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