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Old 02-16-2013, 09:00 AM   #5
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And then there were mountains.

From Jaumave we turned south on an easy class 1 dirt road with a few class 2 sections. Really pretty cattle country.

schizz spots a nude Salma Hayek on yonder mountain. We find out later he was just hallucinating from fever and chills.

We left him in El Naranjo with two bottle of water and a head full of Salma's boobs. We figured if he was gonna die, might as well let him die happy.

RTB V- The Texas ADV Rally- Hurry before we fuck this up!
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