I was in the house laughing my ass off and nobody got a picture of it.
That said. I think I found a bike you can fit on next time. Got a crf150 in my sight and looking at studs from Fournier for this week.
2009 WR250R "Da Mini Bike"
1999 Buell X1
2008 Husky TC510
I ain't fully crazy, just crazy enough!