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Old 02-20-2013, 01:29 PM   #19326
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Originally Posted by OhBoy View Post
Instincts take over as the supercomputer between my ears starts calculating the odds and where I'm likely to end up. First, look for a way to avoid, if no escape is available, stand the bitch up while hitting the binders.

Also the pressure of my sphincter squeezing would be approaching infinity.

The second pic appears to show possible clear tracks not available in the first pic.

What would you do?
If the pressure of your sphincter squeezing does in fact reach infinity, does it form a black hole?

I'd do the same thing, without the benefit of a supercomputer between my ears. Actually, it's more like a 1981 calculator watch. First, try to find a path through, otherwise stand the bike up and trust the ABS and hope there's no vehicles in the opposite lane.
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