I got lucky back in '05 and bought a low mileage 900 Monster off Ebay from a Dentist in Pittsburg. Got it cheap because he admitted it wouldn't start after sitting for a year. One carb clean later, it's been humming ever since.
Had my best friend from Kent, Ohio go pick it up 3 days later and store it until I went up to get it 2 weeks later.
So, who ya' training up in Cleveland? Or are ya' being trained?