It has been recently brought to my attention that a few of our valued
customers wished that their helmet hook had a lockable feature, so I
consulted with my engineer (who has many, many impressive degrees from
many large and very famous universities) and after many long hours of
high tech brainstorming came up with a very cool idea -- two holes!
Yup, that's right, two holes to allow fitment of a small lock.
See photos for proof...
After this monumental achievement, I gave him the rest of the week off.
Here he is sipping some kind of coconut drink on the beach in Honolulu.
All helmet hooks will now feature TWO HOLES.
I would be surprised if we didn't get some kind of reward for this achievement.