I have got to own a TW at some point in my riding career. They look like a blast.
My brother had one for a while. He still regrets selling it.
Honda CT70, Hodaka Dirt Squirt, Kawasaki Versys, Suzuki TU250,
Honda CRF250L, Honda CRF80F, Honda CRF230F, Honda CL70.
Nothing's too cruel if it's funny enough.