In a fit of rage Dovi will take out the M&M kid on the first corner, Dani will lead with Jorge stuck up his arse, Vale & Crutchlow will bash fairings for the first three corners allowing the other two to gap them. Iannone will run Bradl into the grass while passing Nicky on lap two, by lap five Vale will finish scraping paint off all the newcomers fairings and set off in pursuit of the leaders.
By lap 7 the M&M kid will have forced a restart as Repsol and Honda refuse to continue in MotoGP if their protogee is not treated nicely.
Bautista takes the M&M kid out in turn one......
Lap 20, Jorge leads with Dani trying to keep the chattering Honda on track, Vale rides around the inside of Dani and waves as he goes past.
An awfull lot of rubber gets laid onto Jorges' leathers as Vale goes past (repeatedly) on the last two laps.
Not much to ask for is it?
Orange...cause it makes me look like I know what I'm doing!