You have an interesting way to look at things.
Although, as a native german speaker, I'd have to correct you about 'die': it does mean 'the', but it's not always 'die'. It depends on the gender of the word. So it's 'der Friedhof' (Friedhof aka cemetery is masculine) and 'das Bike/Motorrad' (neuter). 'Die' is feminine or plural - so one could say 'die Amerikaner', which you would probably misunderstand.
And which places did you try to avoid? I get Wind-Passing (
), but what's the other one?