Loved your ride report, Beezer Josh. It inspired me to figure out exactly why
Johns Hopkins sounds like a guy with two last names. Either that, or a kind of Brooklynese: "When are youse gonna open a friggin yoonivoisity, Johns?"
Wikipedia answered my question: "His first name derives from a maternal great-grandmother, Margaret Johns, who passed it on to her sons."
Thought you might get a kick out of my virgin ride report effort, with its own revolutionary-war-era graveyard: http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=823293
Ride safe and see cool places.