I have to laugh at the wave thing. I dumped the clutch on my bike while sitting still because I was talking to my friend and absent mindedly let go of the clutch to reach up and undo my helmet. The bike lurched forward but I did not fall over. My friend laughed his ass off.
You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitro glycerin plant!
Badasses might screw with another badass. Nobody screws with a nut job.