I knew it! Others may deny it, but there is absolutely no question now - the kilt is a gateway garment
It may start innocent enough, occasionally letting the buddies swing free under a pleated man-skirt, but all to soon the experimentation with harder stuff will start. A quick glance around the room to make sure no one can see you try on the wife's nighty for just a second; wearing a sexy little floral number out for a quick trip to get the mail; oh - the humanity of it all...
On and on it goes, until a full-fledged dependency has developed. If you don't believe me, just take a look at what has happened to our friend Oldmonkeybut:
Don't let this happen to you!