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Old 05-27-2013, 03:44 PM   #690
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Here in the islands we have a very strong ethic of No Hurt or Broken Down Rider Get's Roosted, somebody is always looking out for you! If you need a Tube, Sip from a Hydration Pack, a Fistfull of Poi, Sparkplug Wrench, CR250R Brake Pedal or even Medical Attention you're kind of covered. Now if your just a whiner that has his panties bunched up or got Sand in His Clit, we have something for you too!

Most, OK, Some, of the island folks take a lot of pride in their machines and Clean, Maintain and Pimp them with gusto and Credit Card Bills. To honor those few, there was a Slickest Bike Contest, two top bills are both of the 450 Class and are of Asian origin:

Bo's WR:

Ben's CRF-X:

You can't have a Mauna Kea 200 Make-Up ride just for fun, so just for organizational purposes we made a Starting Line to get everybody together and organized for the "Ride" as well as get an accurate head count of who was going around the White Mountain. Since there wasn't a DLNR Permit to build/paint/ribbon the line we quickly decided to use an evaporative material. Riders lined up (The WR250 would suffer a Puka'd (Holed) radiator later):

The 300XC would suffer a seizure later as a result of the Puka in the Radiator, the Husaberg 300 would suffer a tweaked rear fender as a result of the tow strap to the seized KTM, some sort of Sibling Rivalry Spat.....

Auwryt, time to go do some Cliff Diving or somethin....
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