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Old 06-13-2013, 09:37 AM   #18
mka OP
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Location: Ireland
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welcome back....failte arais
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screwed up my back and so now doped up on meloxicam and other nice things....so a bit wobbly.......!!
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before going on (and on and on)....i enclose a pic of the fabulous restaurant (not..!) in forty will.i.a.m.
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i headed to the first lock (not loch) on the crinan canal....it might actually be the second lock (not loch)...anyway....here it is and a big busty swedish thing
is pulling into it at a fair lick of speed.......many times i have dreamt of big busty swedish things but in reality it was just a big boat from guess where...!!
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yeah i know it's just more lock and water but i did take the picture just for you...
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right, now time to piss on up to inverararararaaray.........
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great run too but not in the same league as before..
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with smoke spewing from my tyres.....engine hissing and a bitchin........my head light from another weeee dram...i landed next to the local jail.....!!
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good range of whiskies in this wee place too..
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note how steady the camera phone thing was held.....you can read writin and all in this one......
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it was gettin a bit overcast now...in my mind it was ever so....enough says i to myself.........find a place to lay the weary heed....

i mad a few phonecalls to places but nothing doing i think.........i says to myself what about ballocxs again...it was grand there....nobody lynched me or
hassled me there.....!!!....fair enough...i'd go back there before the gloamin came down and over me.......
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fishy boats at rest in inverarararaararay...
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just when you thought you'd be getting a diary type litany of profanities all in daily order i throw this one in for you....while spinning around gettin this far
i did spy a few grown men acting the tool with longish stick things up on a grassy hill with sandy bits.....these same macho men wore some gear that
must have been the height of fashion once upon a time...rather splendid in their plus fours/fives and sixes they spoke with plummy accents as if from an old
disney story about maidens and such......
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each to their own i suppose....i admit i did play golf once somewhere near LA and we went around on a golf cart that had a full fridge of drink....it
started poorly...bad swings etc....but as the drink flowed my game opened up and the guys i was with were amazed at both how well i played and how
much i drink needed to stop dehydrating....it was the one and only time i ever played......god bless the kind old man who brought me...he gave me his set
of sticks and insisted i would surely be good sometime...!!
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by the time i got back to the bike...this poor fella was being arrested and brought inside for questioning...
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on up the road and soon i was in tarbet...i was eating on the run as everytime i opened the visor i got a mouthful of tasty midges.......could do with more
salt...but very nourishing all the same..........the place was coming down with them
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so here i was back at loch lomond
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back at base balloxchs house hotel...got a good deal again this night but a smaller bed....i ordered food and got fed...enough said..!!
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turbot and sweet potato..........??????????.........brutal......... ...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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next morning..........up and away..........
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mi dispiace.....gotta go.......need more drugs......ciao
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