I hate statistics. If you have a crash, your chances of having a crash were 100 percent. If you didn't, who the fuck cares what they were?
Ride sober, ride within your limits and the limits of your machine, and don't ride like a fucking knob on public streets and you are ahead of the game. I take it further by not riding at night, and avoiding the interstates during rush hour.
You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitro glycerin plant!
Badasses might screw with another badass. Nobody screws with a nut job.