I work at a Kawasaki dealer....had a gal call up the other day and tell me she needed "the gasket" for her four wheeler. "The gasket? Which gasket?" I asked. "Uhhh.....shit....uhhh I guess the one of the drive shaft? Yeah, the drive shaft." "Front or rear drive shaft, inside or outside gasket?" Long pause..."I'll have my husband bring it in."
We got voted the best motorcycle shop in East Texas couple weeks ago too. The amount of stupidity that walks though the door on a daily basis blows my mind though!
"The grass is greenest where you water it"