I park my 2012 red R1200R on the sidewalk at my girl friends house. It was garbage day so her can was on the sidewalk too. I pulled right up to the can and went inside. Two reasonably well dressed men were looking at the bike. Girl friend asked if she could help them. They asked what she was doing with the motorcycle like it was out to the curb with the garbage. We both got a good laugh.
2012 R1200R !
2000 R1100RT (parts for sale!), 1976 R75/6, 2014 Vulcan 900 Trike
There is a seat for everyone.