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Old 07-29-2013, 07:53 AM   #47
mka OP
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Location: Ireland
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so much for 'up that road..........'
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i didn't make it to glen' this week as we had a new arrival at the house.................another baby so to speak..............or more to the point another mouth to feed.....!!!
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............!!
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the kids fell for it.........been looking forever..............whole crew say they will wipe its ass..........teach it to speak etc etc ..............but i don't know..........
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so it was a short spin this time...............and why not Leitrim.....................lovely Leitrim..................why not indeed..............??
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it was hot (hot for us anyway...23 degrees......phew...!!) and muggy and rainy and sunny and lots of other stuff all at once.............
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you'd be sweatin bullets while riding then get off bike and freeze (arseways i know but thats what it was)
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below is lough melvin...................home of some cannibal trout and fish that don't exist anywhere else................gilaroo trout...........?? i know bollox all about fish as most things but maybe you could foogle it ?!
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so i'm traipsing round lovely leitrim looking for some mischief to get into.............but hardly anyone about..................very low population density in leitrim (foogle it)
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but i start to notice lots of signs referring to fracking...............???!!!!!!!!!!!
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it seems leitrim doesn't like frackers..........!!! as in 'NO FRACKING WAY...' and 'FARM NOT FRACK' and 'FRACK OFF...!!'
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it seems to be a kind of shale extraction method for getting gas etc from deep underground but can cause damage to water etc..........you guys in the big old US know all about this
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even the fish object to frackin' and fish object to frack all usually............!!
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it seems in fermanagh too the whole fracking thing is a no no ............ !! dead right i say ....................... it has frack all to do with me but i say up the rebels and let them all f**k off
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so........... i ride on and the sun slips its shine out and in behind the puffy boys scudding across the blue stuff............it's mighty weather for the time of year.
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i know................no bike porn yet...............but my patient fellow i have another kind of porn entirely to whet your whistle..............
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i couldn't help myself.................i damn near fell off the bike when i spied these beauties.................just lollygagging around..............i was near gagging too...
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be still me beating heart.................but on such a fine fine day all aglowing with a sheen on her coat and the russet hue from her haunches...........it was a delight to behold.
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i stheadied meself and slid on a bit.............thinkin of the beauty that surrounds us...............but i was dying for a drink of frackless water..........over a wee bridge and slurped some
clean clear uisce from the hills above..................perrfect indeed says the mouse to the grouse on her way over the lip of the churn..........................
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this countryside bees full of weeds..............weeds to us and flowers to you................and dinner to the little bucks that fly all about
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i spied a wee flying buck working her way round the flowers and such............says i, there's a fine arse on that one if you happened to be a wasp............and even though i didn't
happen to be a wasp i still thought 'there's a fine arse on that one'.........................well, she was that busy buzzing and all, she didn't even see me approach..............so i admired
from afar and let her carry on with her merry search.........................beauty is all around indeed and i'll let you appreciate the pose upon which my gaze landed and i know you'll agree
..............what a beauty from behind indeed...........!
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as i was scudding along the back roads it came to me there wasn't one bit hardly that could be called a straight true bit of road..............not one..........i think this to be true more in
the northern part of the county leitrim...............i beleive maybe this is down to the fact that the leitrim council got a job lot of these signs at a great price...........so they hired
one bright spark to figure out what to do with them............he came up with the ingenious idea of building roads.........but roads with loads of bends and twists..............loads of them........
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and this bright spark got the roads built and lo the signs were verily used up right quick and soon the bright young spark rose through the ranks of leitrim county council and on and up and his name
was spoken of with only hushed voices in rarefied situations and meetings of very very important people..............
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so i came upon many of mr bright sparks signs..............and i did thank him quietly for his bendy roads...............his beautiful bendy roads.
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of course in the county council nepotism has always been a bit of a problem and mr spark had hired his cousin mr not so bright spark to position the signs and things just went
downhill (!) from there...
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as is the way with this world of ours mr not so bright spark got promoted too and i think he became a priest......................ha ha ha ha ha ha.............
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ah yes................i was wondering where my other self was...................your'e back...............hello.................fu**k off you............. ah come on don't be like that
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downhill...................downhill indeed now he's here.............and i was getting all arty farty there for a while............well...that's shot to shit now......
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no i will not let the ould bollox in with all his negative comments and corrupt ideas............so i'll be back once i can get the fecker back into the box he jumped out of.........
it may take some time.............!!
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