I get pulled over about once a year. Amazingly I have never been ticketed. This is my last encounter- for lane splitting in stop-and-go traffic.
traffic stop by dm_516caad2a49ea
This time I didn't even have a chance to come-up with an excuse. I think the only phrase I said was that I needed to take the seat off to access my insurance and registration cards.
I have a tip on speed trap avoidance- most of the times they are set up soon after a speed limit sign.