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Old 08-18-2013, 12:21 AM   #43
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Location: TEXAS, Y'ALL!
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Pull all the way to the edge, make foot "slip" in gravel, fall over. Writhe in pain and yell for help. Get warning because they think you've suffered enough. Listen to heartfelt remarks that "maybe speeding is safer than sitting still for you"
I tried to kill the pain, I bought some wine and hopped a train
Seemed easier than just a-waitin' 'round to die
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