So I pull up to the Canadian border guard hut, shut off the engine, and immediately, the same guard storms out the door towards me asking for a passport...I reminded him of our discussion, and he asks for photo ID and Place of birth.
"Victoria BC......Why do you not have a passport?"
"Well, I haven't been to the states since I was five!" I said.
"What? You live on the mainland and you are telling me you never go into the states???"
"Weird....Are you bringing any firearms into Canada?"
"Do you have any other weapons to declare?"
"Just bear spr-"
"Welcome to Canada......"