Narly tight single track trails...ok MTRA's ground near Bixby. But a KLX may not be the best bike IMHO. Their open the 3rd weekend of the month.
200 miles... try the PHBR in a weekand a half.
I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but let's take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself.
current bikes F800GS-WR250F-Versys-690R-RZ350