Originally Posted by *Gravy*
You're going to have a lot of fun with that
Hopefully it all gets sorted so you can put a few miles on before the snow flies.
That should be a blast.
You are on a beach. The sand ripples between your knees. A man tries to sell you a watch; you ignore him. Another man tries to sell you an unpleasant carving.
You call the police.
All is well.