Just for histories sake, the first Warped, although not called that, was held at Song Dog Ranch. And, that was still to this date, one of the best ADV events that I have been to. I know that it is supposedly closed, but I do know that it is open for private parties. Not sure if it can be done, but just a suggestion for a place which is situated basically the same as Kernville, as far as norcal-socal distances are concerned. And there is a lot of riding out near there too, just not the amenities. Just a thought.
"First, God made idiots" Mark Twain
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