Well, you'll never get through there on those rough roads, in the dangerous situation with the locals, on that P.O.S. bike.
What you already did ?
Carry on then !
RR's Catnip Hill to Peoria ___Loopin' Seattle to WestFest
It started with some beers __1500 miles to the Dentist
Skeedaddle to Seattle______ A 30 year old on a Three Flags Run