Originally Posted by HarveyMushman
In other news, Mick Doohan used this weekend's Phillip Island MotoGP event as a platform to announce that he will be re-breaking his own leg in order to stage the grittiest comeback of all time. His Michelin-shod Honda 500cc two-stroke "screamer" will be sponsored by the True Grit smelling salts brand. Energy drink Pussy will be an associate sponsor.
"Live your own life, for you will die your own death" Roman proverb.
"Touratech have nice mounting kits but they want a testicle and half a square yard of scrotum skin for them. They can f*** right off." Frey Bentos
"This is it. Pay attention. -Me.