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Old 10-20-2013, 02:15 AM   #863
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off5springs - tribute to the world champ - "Speedy"

What f5 thread is not complete without a silly ditty...

Congratulations to Paulo "Speedy" Goncalves!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzY2Qcu5i2A soundtrack

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Give it to 'em Speedy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to 'em Speedy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to 'em Speedy, uh huh, uh huh
And all the fanboy's say he's pretty "tres" for a hombre...

Uno dos tres, HRC is on da' pace...

You know its kinda hard, just to get a win today
Our subject isn't cool, but he's hard core all the way.
He may not have style, and he may not have class
But everybody knows him, from savin' Mudboy's ass!


So don't deflate, nav-i-gate
You know he really just deserves it anyway
Gonk can play the field, & keep it real
Do you know way? BamBam no know way!
So if Sam don't break, or over compensate
At least he can always get a-nother ride with Speedbrain...?
The world needs HRC
Hey, hey, who's that brand new bling!?

Give it to 'em Speedy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to 'em Speedy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to 'em Speedy, uh huh, uh huh
And all the fanboy's say he's pretty "tres" for a hombre...

He's had some cool rides, not just for Speedbrain
Yeah they started out with Beemer and now Husky's sold again
Now cruising to the waypoint, he sees Helder as he pass
But how he miss twice? He's gonna beat him to the ASS!

So don't deflate, nav-i-gate
You know he really just deserves it anyway
Gonk can play the field, & keep it real
Do you know way? BamBam no know way!
So if Sam don't break, or over compensate
At least he can always get a-nother ride with Speedbrain...?
The world needs HRC
Hey, hey, who's that brand new bling!?

Now he's getting a tattoo yeah, he's getting ink done
He asked for Monster juice, but now he's number #1...!
Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind he's the, he's da' factory shit!

Give it to 'em Speedy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to 'em Speedy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to 'em Speedy, uh huh, uh huh

Uno dos tres, HRC is on da' pace...

So don't deflate, nav-i-gate
You know he really just deserves it anyway
Gonk can play the field, & keep it real
Do you know way? BamBam no know way!
So if Sam don't break, or over compensate
At least he can always get a-nother ride with Speedbrain...?
The world needs HRC oh, The world needs HRC
Let's get some more wannabes
Hey, hey, who's that brand new bling!?
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