Hey...I resemble that remark.
I don't really call hopping off the bike or splattering a slot or step a 'fall'. I'm pretty sure the actual fall last trip when the pig was upside down on top of me is when I blew out my shoulder trying to right the f'r. A hundred pound lighter bike makes a HUGE difference.
Remington Ridge Trail, Breckenridge...I kept falling into the hill cuz the trail was so f'ing skinny and I was skeerd.