Originally Posted by kimber45
reading is hard...
So the guy is 5ft off the OP's ass and, in your mind, is trying to kill the OP. But in 1/4 mile he still hasn't managed to close the 5ft gap and finish the job off.
Yes, I see now that clearly Mr. Douchebag was trying (and trying very hard, I might add) to kill the OP, Indeed, a more cut and dry case of attempted murder would be harder to find, and I want to thank you for pointing out the error of my ways.
I consider it a privilege to be able to partake in forums similar to this one, and have access to those, like yourself, who are clearly more adept at seeing the facts (startlingly obvious facts, upon further reflection) than myself. Thank you sincerely for your help and wisdom. I am a better man because of it.