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Old 11-06-2013, 09:27 AM   #53
Beastly Adventurer
Joined: Dec 2008
Location: Littleton, CO
Oddometer: 2,753
Responses I have used to reply to the "Get a real bike" moron:

Sorry I can't ride that slow.

Dude, I have 12 real bikes.

Nah, I don't really like paved roads all that much.

I like going around corners. Without paddling.

They sound too gay.

I would, but Pirate costumes make my ass look too big.

And my all time favorite, "Fuck off!"
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