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Old 11-06-2013, 09:27 AM   #53
tkent02
Beastly Adventurer
 
Joined: Dec 2008
Location: Littleton, CO
Oddometer: 2,196
Responses I have used to reply to the "Get a real bike" moron:


Sorry I can't ride that slow.


Dude, I have 12 real bikes.


Nah, I don't really like paved roads all that much.


I like going around corners. Without paddling.


They sound too gay.


I would, but Pirate costumes make my ass look too big.


And my all time favorite, "Fuck off!"
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