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Old 11-06-2013, 02:04 PM   #58
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Originally Posted by tkent02 View Post
Responses I have used to reply to the "Get a real bike" moron:

Sorry I can't ride that slow.

Dude, I have 12 real bikes.

Nah, I don't really like paved roads all that much.

I like going around corners. Without paddling.

They sound too gay.

I would, but Pirate costumes make my ass look too big.

And my all time favorite, "Fuck off!"

Using all these. Well, once I get 12 bikes I will.
'90 DR350S
How to misuse a '90 DR350S

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