After finishing post #4, I could already draw some conclusions.
A- Ewan McGregor may be a celeb but he's not as much a chick magnet as you are.
B- I am persuaded you didn't sleep too many times on the sofa
And damn. You even found one that was happy to do your dirty and muddy laundry...
Thanks for all the pictures. I definitely wished I was in Europe and not in the big Island of the Americas