Originally Posted by longtallsally
I have crap for lighting on the little bike and looking at fat ugly chicks flies in the face of why I married a tall hot chick, so I guess I'm safe to not have to run it this year.
I'll go hang out with Stu in the cheap seats and bring a bottle of Jagermeister and wait for the fun...
It's all about the comedic value. None of them bitches compare to my little lady, but funny is funny. Plus it's the only bar over in that area without going into town where officer friendly is always waiting and lurking to write a ticket.