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Old 01-05-2014, 05:45 PM   #33
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Originally Posted by 8340SU View Post
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Originally Posted by troy safari carpente View Post

Now warning lights are flashing down at policy control
Somebody threw a SPAMMER - they threw him in the hole
There's rumors in the DAKAR thread, and anguish all around
Some mody’s buzzer’s whistlin’ and the walls are comin’ down

There's a meeting in the basement - they're trying to trace the smell
There's fake n00bs down in Jo’ Mamma – and Baldy’s mad as hell!
Somewhere out in cyberspace some c%&t was heard to sneeze
'goodness me - could this be – the f5irehose Disease?

The threadtaker was crucified for speaking of this post
They're refusing to re-classify, his whim they blame the most
The Bluebull's got maybe’s - and Balkan's not pl-eased
… everyone's concerned about this f5irehose Disease

There's panic on the switchboard, threads are tied in knots
HogWild’s out in google earth, while some play join the dots
Some blame the management, none the employees
And everybody knows it's just f5irehose Disease

The RG fans ‘r disgusted he downs tools and walks
Arrogance is injured… experience just talks
Everyone speaks damages and everyone agrees
That these are 'classic symptoms of the f5irehose disease'

At HRC and BMVee they talk about the “curse ”
f5ilosophy is useless, proctology is worse
Secrecy boils over there's a media-manic f5reeze
ADVologists invent “gates” that spread-da’ 'f5ire-hose..... Disease'

Doctor Carpente declared 'I'm not surprised to see you need...
You've got desert cough from Dubai, A-D-D from drinking SPEED
We all know how you came about those luv-ly Red-Bull sleeeeves
But worst of all old tool you've caught the f5irehose Disease'

He wrote him a prescription, he said 'we’re un-impressed
We’re glad you came to greet us, be sure give Sam our best
Come back in a few pages - next inmate please
Send in another victim of the f5irehose Disease' ... ha-ha... Ha! (splendid)

An’ I go down into basement diner I'm thunderstruck
They got f5ree speech purists, mod police (wha.. th..) f5%k!
Two men say they're MYWAY one of them must be wrong?
Where’s Packmule... missing? He singing a protest song - he says

They wanna have a thread to track their DAKARies
'they wanna have a thread to keep our torrents please?
They wanna have a thread to stop us trashing poor RG
They wanna have a thread to stop the f5irehose Disease?

We're pointing out the PC’s to help the deaf and blind
You wanna save your energy for CP’s you can’t find
Give you Rule Book-mania, force-majeure, si habla anglais?
Two weeks in South America - an’ only one rest daze’...

Meanwhile... the f5irst Mischa says - 'I'll cure that fast
his refurbished dakar-tracker, kicks A.S.O.'s in the ASS
The POSIS’s out on hunger strike, it’s dying by degrees
How come even ASO’les can't catch f5irehose Disease...?
Originally Posted by kaia View Post
only one photo so far. more to come, i'm sure as the photogs get back to basecamp and upload their day's catch.



Originally Posted by Beer View Post
well done Sam Sunderland - 9th


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Originally Posted by kaia View Post
Originally Posted by kaia View Post
Dreaming of Dakar
Everyone has a max speed, 90% of that max speed is much safer and easier, and if that 90% speed isn't fast enough at Dakar, you enter the snowball. - neduro
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