c'mon, c'mon. Us consumers are a demanding bunch and we want answers.
I always tell people to not bother gettign me birthday presents but apparently my in-laws rrrrrreeeaaally want to get me something this year, so my wife is insisting I choose something, just to make them happy. So get on and throw up some black lean angle jeans, will ya. Then it'll be win-win all round.
ninja edit: Oh wait: could i get a pair and dye them a good black myself by throwing them in the washing machine with one of those dye tablets...?