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Old 01-15-2014, 12:21 AM   #32
Dead Man Riding
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Joined: Nov 2007
Location: East Of The Sun & West Of Fort Smith
Oddometer: 590
1. Lie there and say shit repeatedly.

2. Wait (usually not more than a few minutes) till old lady in Lincoln pulls up alongside you and says anxiously, "Did you fall?"

3. Say, "No, ma'am, I just grew this way."
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Soy, pero soy tambien el otro, el muerto,
El otro de mi sangre y de mi nombre.
- Jose Luis Borges
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