Quoted for preposterity. How old are you?
Your first sentence says it all. You know what is right and wrong yet you are looking for any ideas to make your mistake go away. In your second sentence you admit to being "caught", then you want to try and get out on a technicality and are willing to lie to a judge to do it. That says a lot about your lack of character.
Now, all that aside, who do you think the judge would believe? You or the officer? I have a good idea who...and it wouldn't be you.
You better hope no one from that jurisdiction gets wind of you admitting on the internet you would lie to a judge.
That should be the end of thread but somehow he thinks he is above the laws the rest of us peons have to abide by.
Yeah, I'm sure those Hollywood stuntaz wannabe's would agree with you. Why should anyone be sympathetic towards a fool who does wheelies in front of a cop?
As others have said, the officer could have impounded the bike...and you. Grow up, take responsibility for your
actions and stop whining.
But, if you want this to go away just plead temporary insanity. That always works...